Contrary to popular belief, just because you can’t swim doesn’t mean you can’t be a mermaid. It doesn’t even mean you can’t be a professional mermaid. A professional mermaid might swim around in a pool for a kids’ party, but there are so many more opportunities – plenty that don’t involve water. This article will guide you through 10 steps involved in becoming a landlocked professional mermaid. This advice comes to you from a professional mermaid of 7 years. Have a tail t