25 Punny Ocean and Mermaid Jokes For Professional Mermaids
- Olivia Gilbert
- 4 hours ago
- 2 min read
Whether you're a professional mermaid looking to bring some laughs to a mermaid gig, or you just want to share some silly jokes with your mer-friends, these jokes are shore to make people chuckle (or roll their eyes).
As professional mermaids, it is our job to be entertaining. I find telling jokes to be a fun way to engage with party guests, even if they're cheesy as shell. If you like any of these jokes, practice telling them in your most enthusiastic voice, followed by a cutesy mermaid giggle.
Some of these jokes will not be understood by little kids, so choose the ones you tell carefully.
I've written some of these myself, but others I've found online or heard before. Enjoy!
What did the ocean say to the sun? Nothing! It just waved.
What is the best kind of ship? Friendship!
Why wouldn't the crab share his food? He was a little shellfish!
Why is soda a mermaid's favorite drink? Because they love bubbles!
What's a mermaid's favorite food? A sandwich!
Where does a mermaid find a job? The kelp wanted ads!
What kind of fish says "meow?" A catfish!
Where does a mermaid get coffee? Seastarbucks!
What's a mermaid's favorite social media platform? Finstagram!
How do mermaids call their friends? On a shellphone!
What do mermaids use for money? Sand dollars!
How does a mermaid weigh themself? On a scale!
Where does a mermaid keep their money? A riverbank!
Where does a mermaid take a nap? A waterbed!
What do mermaids eat for dessert on Thanksgiving? Octo-pie!
What kind of fish won the metal for 1st place? A gold fish!
What kind of laundry detergent does a mermaid use? Tide!
What do mermaids eat for dinner? Clamburger Helper!
Where do mermaids get manicures? A snail salon!
Why was the mermaid so suspicious? Because something seemed a little fishy!
What's a mermaid's favorite movie? The Fincredibles!
What comes after an alpha fish? A betta fish!
What kind of fish likes to snuggle? A cuttlefish!
Why do mermaids wear seashells? Cuz they don't fit into D shells!
Where did the mermaid meet the fisherman? On-line!
Jokes 1-10 can be found in my Pro Mermaid Workbook, along with training exercises and creative prompts for aspiring professional mermaids. Grab you copy here!
About the author
Shello! My name is Mermaid Liv, a professional mermaid and content creator. I share my love of mermaiding through this blog, along with my Youtube channel.
If you've never heard of it before, mermaiding is a hobby, profession, and sport that involves wearing mermaid tails made for swimming.
I began making tails in 2013 and have continued my mermaid journey, starting my Youtube channel, working at a mermaid festival, performing at gigs, and being featured in the Netflix Docu Series MerPeople.
Follow me on Instagram for mermaid photos and videos: @the_real_mermaid_liv and be shore to check out my Youtube channel.
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